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cosmicsmosh · 4 months ago

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idk if you’re still taking requests but i loved your dating spencer post and was curious if you had something like that in mind for angela? hope you’ve been well btw

omg you are so sweet anon <3 i’ve been doing just fine and i hope you’re doing well also!! :) i will happily write some dating angela headcanons!

dating angela giarratana hcs

warnings: vague implications of a little sauciness (pg-13 maybe?), gn!reader, alcohol consumption.

clingy in a good way. holding your hand, resting her legs on your lap, sitting a little too close whenever you're on a couch, or playing with your hair. she always has to find a way to be touching you.

sings around the house constantly and makes up little songs about whatever she's doing. you have dozens of videos of her performing improv musicals just for you in your living room.

loves to cook for you.

you've learned to keep a pair of her glasses at your desk at work, just in case.

definitely a double/triple texter with no shame. you love when she sends her thoughts in 18 little blurbs rather than one long paragraph.

if you're at any of her shows (you almost always are), she immediately looks for you in your usual seat somewhere in the front row. you can always tell when she spots you, even if she doesn't wave. there's just a softening of her eyes for a moment that only you can catch.

after a full high energy day at work, angela is thankful you're entirely content just laying on the couch/in bed watching reality tv or just taking a nap together. her brain can entirely shut off and she feels comfortable enough to fully relax in your presence.

her mom LOVES you. your first thanksgiving weekend with her family, she wakes up that morning to see you're already up, helping her mom cook and prep for the day. the two of you were a few mimosas in, laughing like old friends while chopping vegetables.

she shows you baby pictures of angela over glasses of wine on the couch as the evening winds down, angela curled up in your side. she doesn't even care if the photos and stories her mom tells are embarassing. she's never been happier than she is with you.

the two of you had a cheesy family christmas photoshoot with spork in matching sweaters and sent out christmas cards.

i feel like she's extra affectionate when tipsy. like out at the bar, all her hesitation about pda goes out the window after a few drinks.

completely available seat next to you? she'd prefer to sit on your lap with her arms looped around your shoulder. holds your hand or places her hand on the small of your back whenever you walk around, so people will know she's yours. she'll pull you into a dark corner to sneak in a quick sloppy makeout away from your friends but not away from the occasional onlooker. impatient, nearly desperate hands and lips in the backseat of the uber home.

#angela giarratana #angela giarratana x reader #starkid x reader #smosh x reader #angela giarratana x you #angela giarratana fic #smosh fic

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ao3-oner · 3 months ago

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Hello, a fellow JDG fan here also deeply mourning the loss against WBG...(it was so close too, damn. BTW i strongly believe that if the meta had been hyper-carry ADC JDG would have made worlds) and as much as i think it’s a shame that the WKFA series is getting discontinued, i’m just gonna say i think it’s good that you’re not forcing yourself to write things you’re not interested in! Plus i will eat up every fic you write anyway lol so keep up the good work

However i’m probably not the only one curious about what the fic might have been, so could you tell us a bit about your ideas/brainrot scenes(If you’re comfortable and willing to share of course)? I read the scene you posted on ao3 and i’m guessing the context is that siwoo hooked up with jaehyuk and then got kicked out and spent the night at jinhyuk’s room. I hadn't expected that siwoo would have had a... thing? with kanavi too but could you tell us a little more about that? And also I’m especially curious about what kind of ending RuLehends would have gotten at the end of the fic, happy/sad/ambiguous?

Wow this is a barrage of questions, so please feel free to ignore stuff(or this entire ask) if you don’t feel like answering. Have a good day!

Hi, and thanks for the ask!

Like I said in my longer update post, I am more than happy to talk about what some of my ideas for what the Worlds fic could have been, including further context for the scene that I did end up writing - in fact, after posting that one scene, I found myself thinking "I really could just write the scene right before that one... and maybe the one before that... and maybe-" until I realized at that rate I would just be writing the entire fic inside out lmao

But yeah, let's start with KanHends! My main foundation for their relationship is a quote from Kanavi where he said he considered himself to be good friends with both Chovy and Lehends from their (few) Griffin days together. As for Kanavi and Lehends's sexual history together, it wasn't so much of a 'thing' as a one night stand, which was actually was going to be a part of the vihends plotline:

My hc for this subplot was that when Viper and Lehends first started working together on Griffin, there were feelings there and so they started hooking up and Viper wanted them to be exclusive. Lehends... didn't really want that level of commitment, at least not yet, but rather than talking about his feelings like a normal, healthy person, he decided to resolve the issue by sleeping his way through the rest of the Griffin roster, leading us to this exchange:

Past! Jinhyuk: "We shouldn't. I mean, you're Dohyun's..."

Past! Siwoo: "Dohyun's... what?"

Past! Jinhyuk: "I dunno. You're Dohyun's something."

Past! Siwoo: "That's the thing, Jin: I'm not his anything. I'm not 'his' at all, and that means we can do whatever the fuck we want. So, are you in?"

Dohyun finds out, of course, and is absolutely heartbroken because he thought he and Siwoo had an understanding. Siwoo explains that he's happy to keep his situationship with Dohyun as long as it remains exactly that: no strings attached. Jinhyuk is honestly kind of pissed that Siwoo essentially used him as a means to set boundaries with Dohyun, but lets it slide because he did know what he was signing up for and he still generally likes Siwoo plus the sex was really good so

That whole past interaction was going to feed into Jinhyuk being honestly worried about Dohyun's well-being going into Worlds, because based on what he's heard from both Jaehyuk and Jihoon, it certainly doesn't sound like Siwoo's gotten his shit together. Even if Siwoo claims he's now ready for a committed relationship with Dohyun, Jin is pressing X to doubt. That, plus Jinhyuk still feeling slightly guilty for interfering with their relationship all those years ago, was going to incentivize Jinhyuk to talk to Dohyun at Worlds about his relationship with Siwoo, with his goal being to try to prevent his friend from getting his heart broken all over again. Oh, Kanavi plotline my beloved... Have I mentioned how much I love Jinhyuk? Because I really do.

On another note, Jaehyuk's quip about "the best night of [Jin's] life" in the scene that I wrote out was also a reference to this backstory: Jaehyuk didn't know about Jin and Siwoo's fling until Worlds where Jin mentions it in the context of a different discussion about Siwoo’s escapades, something along the lines of the exasperated declaration, "Yes, we've fucked! Best night of my fucking life! But that only shows how none of this means shit to Siwoo! That's just what he does. That's just who he is." Jaehyuk was honestly pretty shocked to hear that, but didn't get too snippy about it until he saw Siwoo walking out of Jinhyuk's hotel room and kissing him...

Speaking of, you've hit the context of the stand-alone scene squarely on the head, so I'm glad to hear that the key points came across okay. What happened the night before that scene consisted of some very messy sex between Jaehyuk and Siwoo, followed by Jaehyuk ordering Siwoo to get out of his room. I like that scene a lot - very hot, very angsty - so I won't share too many details until I'm more certain that I'm not gonna fully write it out. But yeah, it ends with Siwoo in tears outside of Jaehyuk's door, pounding on it until Jin comes out to see what all the noise is about, takes one look at Siwoo all fucked and bitten and sobbing, then says something along the lines of "For fuck's sake, you two..." and drags Siwoo into his room. They just sleep, of course. Siwoo just needed someone to hold him after that, and #Kanavi'sAGoodFriend.

As for your question about what ending RuLehends had in store for them... Since the full fic isn't going to be written, I honestly think it's better for you to decide that for yourself. What even constitutes a happy ending for them? Are they together? Apart? Does Siwoo end up with Dohyun instead? I think all my readers can decide what they think should happen, or what they want to happen, and mentally sub that in for 'canon'. At this point, I rescind my right to make a call about the ending either way. Maybe Singed from the hit game League of Legends shows up in the real world at the very end, flings Siwoo over his shoulder and sprints off into the distance? Idk. Have fun with it!

As always, don't worry about asking me things regardless of how long or short they are - I am happy to be yappy. You have a great day, too, wherever you are, and I hope to hear from you again!

#oner-answers #mad-scientist-incorrigible #rulehends #rpf

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horsegirl-curtis · 4 months ago

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I saw on one of your posts you headcanon audhd Pony, do you have any headcanons for that?

YES BOSS 🫡 It's interesting to try and put being like that in the perspective of the era Ponyboy lives in because he definitely wouldn't be able to fully unmask half the time. I got a lot of thoughts about him.

His house is the only places in the whole of Tulsa that he can fully be himself, where he's just with his brothers and friends. He stims very physically and a lot of it is with his hands, so when he's at school he's constantly fidgeting with literally anything he can get his hands on. Sometimes when he gets really excited he bounces in place.

Bit more of a brothers hc than Pony specifically- their parents likely weren't aware that all of their kids had autism (and that Pony also has adhd) before the unfortunate event of their passing, so Ponyboy and his brothers as well likely had and perhaps still don't have any idea what they actually have. It's not a normalized enough thing for Darry to say "I think we have autism and Ponyboy might have something else" and like hell they have the money to get a diagnosis. All they know is that the three of them are different from a lot of people in similar ways.

Relating to that, Darry does his best to help Ponyboy find ways to combat all of the struggles that he faces and doesn't understand. There are some things they both struggle with that Darry can recognize and go "Well, this is how I've learned to deal with it". Going to school as a child with adhd/autism is a major struggle in modern day, so no doubt it was worse back then. Darry was the one helping Ponyboy make accommodations, and despite everything they go through with the way their relationship got a bit strained, Pony is eternally grateful that his brother was there to make sure he could pass his classes and just survive. It was comforting for Darry to help him find drive to take care of himself instead of shaming him for struggling to shower or remember to brush his teeth.

I made a little post about this before, but Ponyboy absolutely forced himself to contain his stimming around the people in the gang that he looked up to, only to immediately get reminded that his brothers do that too and he doesn't have to hide himself around his friends. Sometimes someone like Dally will pick on him a little but they usually try to hold back when it looks like he's actually hurt by their teasing because Darry has made it very clear that he doesn't want Ponyboy to feel like something is wrong with him.

Overrides conversations literally all of the time and never notices when he is doing it, but when someone points it out he immediately feels guilty and everyone has to tell him that it's cool and okay and just to try not to do it again (it will happen again it happens at least twice a week, he's a kid give him time he'll work on it).

He has SUCH a finnicky memory which makes it really hard for him in school, he can't remember most math he learns but he can recite an entire book to Johnny at the drop of a hat. Even with Darry's help it's still a struggle.

Related to the memory thing- often forgot the birthdays/ages of his close friends/family and he felt really horrible about it, he can remember the month but usually forgets the exact day and so he started to panic when each birthday month came around because he was always afraid he'd miss someone's birthday. Johnny bought him a planner as a gift to help him remember when important stuff is and Ponyboy almost squeezed the air out of him when he hugged him as a thank you.

#asks #the outsiders #the outsiders movie #headcannons #the outsiders headcanons #thank you for the ask!!!

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kimbapisnotsushi · 2 years ago

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sou !! hello !! this is also random and specific but i saw the datekou headcanon post and i was wondering. might you have any inarizaki road trip hcs?

i didn't until you asked me so LET'S GO

oh god you thought dateko was bad??? they were only stuck in the car for thirty minutes at MOST

(or something idk i haven't quite mapped out their geography yet but miyagi is a coastal prefecture and sendai isn't like SUPER far inland, so i'm just making assumptions out here)

but anyways. kurosu is driving obviously as much as he moans and groans about it

shoutout to the coaches btw they are CARRYING these headcanons

realistically i guess they'd road trip to another school for a training camp or like idk. maybe hot springs for some r&r bc inarizaki def has the budget for it but in my heart they road trip to suna's hometown during one of the breaks so suna can see his family <333

i guess it also kind of depends on WHERE in hyogo and aichi they are but we could get a solid 4-5 hours of driving if it was from, say, asago to tahara

kita makes a list of all the snacks everyone wants and rounds up aran, oomimi, and akagi to help him raid the market/convenience store like the old hunter-gatherer days

they end up with two massive tote bags of drinks, chips, cookies, and other miscellaneous snacks and one cooler for things like puddings and cakes and whatnot

oomimi sits shotgun because kurosu needed someone to help with directions and everyone else was on "make sure the miyas don't kill each other before we get there" duty

they all thought that kita was brilliant for making atsumu sit in the back and osamu up front because even tho they're separated the twins will NOT stop bickering and trying to throw random pieces of trash at each other. poor riseki gets caught in the crossfire the most often

they all converged to make one giant road trip playlist so you've got the weirdest mix of pop rock/bubblegum/k-pop/city pop, lofi, indie soft rock, show tunes and soundtracks, and more

(i named those genres with certain charas in mind so like. have fun figuring that out!)

nobody's willing to take a nap in fear of what the twins might do to each other when they're not looking

they play really stupid games like the alphabet-chain game and i spy and even try for a few rounds of truth or dare because, hey, there's nothing like being stuck in a car with your fellow teenagers for four hours to set the mood for emotionally vulnerable bonding time, right?

anyways. everyone learns that gin is afraid of heights and all sorts of horror movies, akagi would like to get his ears pierced some day, kosaku got rejected in middle school in front of his entire class and has refused to fall in love since, and suna takes pictures to capture the memory of a place he does not want to forget

(sorry i'm being emo about suna missing home again i'll stop)

kurosu is sweating BUCKETS in the front seat btw. "oh my god what do i do with this information am i supposed to talk to them i'm their TEACHER i'm supposed to guide them i do NOT get paid enough for this - "

a shame, really, considering inarizaki could definitely afford to give that man a raise

it's okay they get some really funny dares like daring gin to text his crush a totally random and weird question

(and thank god atsumu has his phone tucked away in his bag)

there's not a whole lot of dares they can do in the car tbh so they get really creative like daring osamu to eat this absolutely evil concoction of mixing tiramisu pudding into a bag of spicy chips and eating the whole thing

he does. nobody knows how he survived it

and then riseki dared both osamu AND atsumu to shut up and sit down and not even so much as GLANCE each other for the rest of the trip

this was at, like, the 1.5 hour mark btw

and okay he didn't say it EXACTLY like that because riseki is a sweet respectful underclassman but that WAS the closest to snapping he's ever gotten

they do stop occasionally here and there to get out and stretch their legs, but this makes their trip even longer bc it takes like thirty minutes each time to wrangle everyone and get them back in the van

also akagi is trying out his most terrible pickup lines. or antipickup lines. either one works

akagi: "are you lactose? because i can't tolerate you ;)" aran: "PLEASE, MAKE HIM STOP"

the only reason aran feels like he isn't completely suffering is because gin is sitting next to him and gin is kind of soothing like a cute pet would be. not that aran is thinking of gin as a pet nooooo ahahaha that would be weird

meanwhile gin is wondering why aran keeps trying to feed him crackers

they finally get to suna's hometown after being on the road for SIX AND A HALF HOURS

and while everyone is happy to be outside soaking up the sun and fresh air, they're all going to miss the bonding of being stuck in a van perhaps just a little bit

it's all right, they've got the return trip to look forward to

(made 100x worse when akagi busts out a drinking game and proclaims they should play with juice boxes, but that's a story for another time)

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evilwickedme · 2 years ago

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I would like to see the Jewish headcanons please

Hi yes thank you so much I wasn't fishing for this at all

We've already covered this in that post that gained me 150 followers in a week, but obviously Peter Parker is Jewish. My personal headcanon is that he's Ashkenazi and somewhere between Reform and Conservative. Like he flip flops on keeping Kosher and observes the high holidays as best as he can assuming there's no world saving he needs to get done, but overall being Jewish to him is about community and culture over the religious part of it

For Bucky Barnes, however, being observant was a way to reclaim his identity after... Well, you know. He's vaguely conservadox? He doesn't really define it beyond being Sephardic. He keeps Kosher (which was difficult during WWII unfortunately) and wears tzitzit and goes to shul whenever he can. He'd love to keep Shabbat but it's just not practical most of the time - essentially it's like being an on call doctor, where your job is essential to saving lives and therefore he can't keep Shabbat properly, but he likes to have Friday night dinners with his friends (and Natasha, whether they're together at the time or not) whenever he can. He doesn't know if God exists, but during the High Holidays is when he comes the closest to believing it

Bruce Wayne is canonically Jewish but like, by accident? I feel like he less defines himself as Jewish and more defines himself as Not-Christian™. His mother used to take him to Synagogue but the memories are vague now, but he always enjoyed lighting the candles on Hanukkah, especially with Jason. He stops celebrating the holiday after Jason dies, because he loved it so much. It's a shame because I KNOW Cass would love Hanukkah and Steph would be so into the Maccabees' story

Tim is also Jewish but he's entirely non practicing; his parents were never around to celebrate any holidays or impart any Jewish traditions on him and Bruce had stopped doing the one Jewish thing of lighting the hanukkiah/menorah (whichever you wanna call it) by the time he became Robin. The main Jewish thing in his life is antisemitic garbage being published about both Bruce and himself, especially once he becomes CEO of WE

Damian was raised Muslim and doesn't really know how to feel about being half Jewish. When he grows up he might try to find a way to reconcile those two parts of his identity, but the only Jewish person who actually practices that he sees even irregularly is Batwoman, who's his cousin once removed and he's not exactly close to, so he just doesn't feel the need to deal with it yet

The Thing and Batwoman are canonically Jewish this doesn't count as a hc I just love them

Same for moon knight minus loving him cause I have a bunch of his comics but just haven't gotten around to reading them

Actually can we talk about Mayday Parker? Because I feel like Peter would absolutely raise his daughter to be Jewish. He wants her to feel that connection to the Jewish people even though he's always been so wishy-washy about it and she grows up to be way more observant than him

I actually don't want canon!Clark to be Jewish, but I think exploring his Jewish subtext in fic can be so interesting? Cause, you know, he's Moses and shit. I feel like an Modern Orthodox Clark would have the exact same values as current Clark but also I'd love to hear his thoughts on certain Mishnahs, you know? Also having read the Death of Superman arc earlier this month I can confirm all Jesus metaphors in adaptations are such bullshit oh my God did you even read the comic

Anyway I think that's it for now? Unfortunately I have not read Every Comic Ever yet so there might end up being even more HCs later on (especially since I plan to read Greg Rucka's Lois Lane series soon and I'm hoping for some Jewish subtext in that)

Thank you so much for asking this was so much fun!!

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abitohoney · 2 years ago

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*Kicks imaginary door open*

I LOVE YOUR WRITING 🗣🗣🗣

Do you have any headcanons for Ran? Relationship, domestic (if that’s their bag), n/sfw, or otherwise? I will take any crumbs you can spare

*hides behind imaginary coffee table turned on it's side*

THANK YOU SWEET NONNY! ❤️❤️❤️

I'm so glad to see all these Ran requests coming in! More love for Ran! 🖤

Here's some of my thoughts on having a relationship with Ran and just some general thoughts as well;

(NSFW, MDNI)

I HC that Ran identifies as pansexual, with a lean towards the ladies (yes I might be projecting with that last bit).

Also think Ran has a preference for polyamory, both romantic and sexual. But if you're not one for sharing, they would make an exception.

Related to the above, Ran probably has more than just a friendship with Dustin and you can bet they'll occasionally ask to include him in any bedroom activities. (I personally would not be interested)

Also suspect Ran and Sevika have a secret history of bedroom shenanigans. Don't be surprised if a threesome is in store for you with her as well. (Might be projecting my own desires again 😆)

Kinks and toys galore! Ran has an endless number of kinks, far too many to list, so don't ever think something you're into is weird. Chances are Ran has already done it, loved it, and perfected it. Has enough sex toys to run their own sex shop. Everything from plugs to floggers to the St. Andrew's cross sitting in plain site in their bedroom. Hope you like a little pain and fear with your pleasure, cause that's one of their favs. Likes to use those twin blades they carry around on their back for a little knife play.

Dom. Top. No exceptions. Ran is 100% in charge at all times. Likes to give pleasure, not receive it- at least not directly. Ran definitely gets off watching you lose yourself under their ministrations. Now that's not to say they won't respect your boundaries, or your safe word, because they definitely will. But if you like to be in charge, Ran is not for you my friend.

Keeps their clothes on while you're completely nude. It's a sort of power trip for them.

Not particularly affectionate, but won't turn you down if you try to cuddle up to them or sneak a kiss. Just don't expect Ran to initiate it unless they can clearly see you need it. If you're looking distressed after a particularly wild night of new or hardcore kinks and toys, Ran will be extra gentle and tentative as they clean you up and hold you against them in bed.

Not much of a talker.

Doesn't like to express their feelings much.

Quiet and mysterious- an observer.

Likes to focus their attention on you. Your words, reactions, and mannerisms.

Has no issue with teasing you in public, rather enjoys getting you hot and bothered. Playing that billiards game with Ran and the gang? Ran will ghost fingertips, be it flesh or metal, along the small of your back or any exposed skin. You had better be prepared for a hand on your ass or between your thighs if you bend over to take a shot. Ran has zero shame.

Very protective! Not in a 'you're mine and only mine' sort of way. Ran will share, as goes with the territory of polyamory. But if you're in any danger, be it a physical threat or being bullied, they are there with those blades or their fists at the ready.

The first time Ran brings you to their "room", let's just say all the rumors you heard still weren't enough to prepare you.

Ran holds the door open wide, allowing you to step into their room first. However, you take not more than two steps into the dimly lit room before becoming rooted to the spot. Your head slowly pivots as you scan the... dungeon? Sex dungeon? Sex shop? Whatever it is, it sure as hell is not a bedroom. Not with the amount of toys, implements, freaky furniture and... machinery? You're not even sure if the large piece of furniture in the center of the room can be considered a bed. Perhaps it once was, with it's mattress and four posts, but certainly not anymore. Not when almost the entire perimeter is surrounded in black metal bars, almost like a cage. A series of chains and leather straps- more than you have fingers or toes to count them on- are attached at various points around the bars. And there are no sheets, at least not your average cotton or silk sheets. Instead the mattress is covered in some sort of slick, waterproof covering.

Oh dear Janna!

Eyes and mouth agape, you turn to Ran, only to find them watching you intently, the corner of their mouth ticking up ever so slightly. Amused by your reaction no doubt.

"Is- Is this your... bedroom?" you ask, clearly dumbfounded. When you receive a simple nod, you clarify the question, "Like, you actually sleep here?" This time you get a shrug of their shoulders, and you're not so sure you want to ask for clarification. Probably something about 'not much sleep happening here'. Taking another glance around the room you find yourself truly at a loss for words, or thoughts for that matter. "It looks... fun," you state dumbly.

"It is," Ran says quietly as they step past you.

You follow a few steps behind them, gawking at the vast collection of plugs lining a set of shelves you pass by. Every size imaginable. Every color. Every material. And then there's another set of matching shelves, housing just as vast of a variety of dildos and vibrators. Even more shelves, with a plethora of handcuffs, rope and other restraints, from which you notice Ran grabs a bundle of black rope. Yet another shelf- with all manner of gags, including a ball gag that you watch Ran also take.

Ran finally stops in front of a small table that holds what looks to be an electronic device in a storage box filled with... attachments? Ran picks up a long metal object that looks like a prod and plugs it into the device.

Gawd Ran's room is fucking hot. Literally and figuratively. It's creepy as hell, and yet you can't deny how much that excites you.

You can feel beads of sweat form at your temples, a blush creeping down your cheeks and across your neck.

Then Ran turns to you, toys and gadgets in hand.

You feel your heart skip a beat, taking in how their dark lips curl just a tad higher. You're certain that's a sign. You're in for something... wild tonight. And Ran's question only confirms that.

"Want to play?"

AN: For those of you who enjoy my work AND Ran, you can check out my Ran x fem!Reader oneshot on AO3 or here on Tumblr. 🖤

#arcane #Ran #arcane Ran #Ran x reader #arcane Ran x reader #Ran imagines #arcane Ran imagines #honey writes

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1mpulsee · 9 months ago

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What are your most underrated Ships in the hero community? (from the reblog of "Come bother my muse about their ships/crush in my inbox" post)

// my top two OTPs are both rarepairs lol !! im not TOO far into the hero community and my sights mostly revolve around bart or yj but here are my thoughts

// so the ultimate rarepair OTP - k.onbart 100% . it’s started to pick up more recently (there’s a zine in the works 🥺) but it’s still underrated as hell . Bart and Kon have such a unique and dedicated dynamic and they have a TON of moments that are just gay as hell lol . no hate to t.imkon but I rly see k.onbart more than that ship personally 😭 bart literally risked the entire multiverse just to find his boyfailure like !! they are SO dedicated to one another, they understand each other like no one else does, they have so much in common and shipping aside they’re canonically besties with a deep connection . im obsessed with this ship fr fr knowers know

// my other OTP is z.etaflash from the show y.oung j.ustice . and if u don’t know what that one is it’s E.duardo Dorado jr / B.art Allen . basically Ed is kinda sorta the writer’s oc, I think he had an extremely minor role in a dc comic at some point but don’t quote me on that . the tldr with that character is that he’s a kid who ran away from home, got kidnapped by aliens because of his meta gene, got saved, and now works as a hero/metahuman counselor . also he teleports .

// I know b.luepulse (J.aime Reyes / B.art Allen) is like, THE bart ship for the show but Ed and Bart together are cute, sorry . it’s a crying shame the show wasn’t allowed to portray Bart as gay (Ed and him are literally actually canon boyfriends but dc wouldn’t let the writers explicitly have Bart as a gay character because they’re cowards) because they’re dynamic is honestly rly sweet and they honestly seem like the healthiest couple on the show even though there’s literally only crumbs for them lol . I could go on a ‘z.etaflash good’ rant fr, and I understand the hesitation because that was me once too, but they’re actually rly good together I prommy . also Ed is basically my OC at this point I have way too many hcs about him lol . it’s underrated in the yj show fandom for real, like that’s Bart’s real canon bf and they’re rly sweet together !! if they weren’t held back by not being allowed to be an explicitly gay couple honestly I think they would be a more popular ship . while it is frustrating and sad, the fact the only thing close to a explicitly non platonic interaction between them on screen is a cheek kiss that lasts literally one frame … that’s just a little funny at that point . Z.etaflash enjoyers have CRUMBS crumbs yall . I know this ship isn’t in the comics and it calls me out for a yj show enjoyer but I do have a z.etaflash agenda sorry

// also why is it called z.etaflash and not fasttravel …. like teleportation and super speed c��mon now

// also in general any bart ship deserves more love and yes im biased

#⁽ ⠀ ⚡️ ⠀ ⁾ ⠀ ⠀ / ⠀ * ⠀ ooc.#// sorry for the rant im autistic about underrated Bart ships #// I wasn’t totally sure if this was for me or if #// so I chose ooc sorry #// if it’s ic you can send again and I’ll do it that way lols

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freewilllife · 1 year ago

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I've seen some people say that he made that face because he was glad that Xie Lian isn't as perfect as he thought, but I don't think that is the case at all. If you actually hated someone for being too perfect would you even /want/ to be their friend? Let alone be willing to throw yourself into a volcano for them? Nah.

I hope you don´t mind, if I add here my own thoughts to your analysis. If you do, I will of course make my own post, but I had the hope, we could discuss this point, because it is actually interesting.

I agree with your first part...It makes really sense that the author tried to paint MQ as the villain...He still wears the mask of a demon in the eyes of the audience until later.

I disagree that MQ did not hate XL for being perfect...because he could not be his equal and his friend, if he did not either became like XL or XL had flaws like everybody else.

Since you mentioned one of the last scenes, I do think you have read the entire work already.

MQ has an inferiority complex towards XL and thinks that XL hates him.

We learn then, when XL and MQ have their little talk that MQ is aware of his own short-comings. ...He also always assumed that he was a charity case for XL and that XL did not care about him greatly.

A charity case most likely not only, because he used to be poor, but also because XL saved him from being thrown into prison, since MQ stole that golden piece of the little palace XL used to have. MQ is also nearly crying when he thinks that he is being accused of having stolen the red pearl earing. It is shameful for him and XL had not yet experienced how it is to be poor or desperate.

MQ further always hated that he was dependent on XL´s help. How is he ever supposed to reach that person? To be his equal and his friend, if he is dependent on him?

In a way he tried to resemble XL by trying to be good/generous - I do not say that he does not care for other people, he does, but he is clearly more of a coward than XL.... Even XL noted that he is very afraid of dying. And MQ knows this.

He also clearly showed that he was delighted as Fu Yao that XL now lived in such horrible conditions...MQ is petty, even though that doesn´t negate the fact that he also can be generous.

Now...MQ was thrown out by XL, because he did fail in his masters´ eyes.

XL and MQ were no friends in the past, even though XL thought they were...there was clearly a master and servant relationship and MQ was a coward, when he did not defend XL. MQ did not wish to lose his position (and he most likely also had his own blind mother to care for).

XL was so angry at him that he attacked him and literally drove him out with a broom...And MQ came to the conclusion that XL hated him.

MQ explains that he assumed that XL hated him, when they both have their little talk.

So during this point in time, MQ assumes that XL hates his guts and is - officially- behaving unfriendly towards XL and he commented later that he tried to hate him...but actually failed and still cared greatly for him.

He loves to make his life complicated by complaining about him, when he arrives. The first thing XL does is apologizing to him. He further prevents XL from finding help.

-> Unofficially he helped him - like FQ- as a younger version as an official from middle court. XL explains that he already was suspicious of their identities during their first meeting and knew it after they met a second time.

(So XL already knows during his detention in his palace that MQ helped him undercover, but nothing in the story points to it up until now. XL seems however interested, why MQ appeared and watched him, while considering how MQ has behaved so far towards him...It does not make sense in XL´s eyes.)

After HC helped XL escape, MQ screams in the communication array that he "ran off"

MQ further does show - officially- no worry regarding XL, when he is hurt,

-> but throws medicine at him, when it is only the two of them.

So my conclusion would be that MQ did not intend to actually be or behave like XL´s friend during that time, but obviously failed, since he still cared and desired to be his friend.

And then there is this instance:

(This instant while they are talking during XL´s detention could point to MQ´s wish to monopolise XL a little....He is obviously happy, that nobody else will be coming. However he doesn´t use the instance to throw dirt on XL, but demonstrates him that he cares.)

But I also agree that MQ would have wished for revenge: He further shows immense interest in the matter of Yong´an, when they met privately.

MQ throwing himself in the pool of magma

I have always assumed that he wanted to show XL how much he cared about him, that he did not want to be a hindrance to him since it was a dangerous situation - They were both standing near a pool of magma on ground that was in danger to crumble and MQ could neither use his powers, nor really walk or fight with his burnt hands and feet. Maybe MQ was a lil bit too dramatic...

This face. I'm going to talk about it. Spoilers below!

So my pathetic little meow meow looks kind of unhinged here. I've said that much already. But what exactly is he thinking in this moment?

From a storytelling perspective Heaven Official's Blessing doesn't really have a main villain by this point. Pei Ming is the closest thing to one since he caused and ignored the Bridegroom and he tried to sweep his deputy's crimes in Banyue under the rug. However while those things might make him a "bad" guy that isn't quite main villain of the story material since he hadn't really gone after our main character Xie Lian all that hard. Yeah, he tried to shift the focus onto Xie Lian hanging out with Crimson Rain, but it wasn't really personal. He wasn't trying to drag Xie Lian down since he also spoke in his defense and said that Xie Lian was probably just tricked. He just wanted to shift the focus off of his deputy but failed to. Still a dick move to Xie Lian, but at least it wasn't personal? 😅 Or at least it wasn't personal until the very end when he realized that he wasn't going to be able to save his deputy after all.

But from a storytelling perspective having Mu Qing make this expression puts him on the radar as potentially being the story's main villain. At this point all we know about Mu Qing is pretty negative? He used to be Xie Lian's servant but left/betrayed him to ascend to godhood. He clearly still remembered Xie Lian though Xie Lian didn't recognize him and he seemed miffed by that fact. In the books it is revealed that he hangs out in the communication array all day every day, supposedly because he is catty and loves gossip and he has no friends. He is shown to have beef with General Nan Yang, who forgave Xie Lian's absolutely massive debt out of the kindness of his heart and who in this very episode publicly sides himself with our main character when he is concerned about him getting hurt. The audience realizes that Feng Xin is actually a pretty good dude, and naturally we are suspicious of anyone who openly hates him as much as Mu Qing does. Then Mu Qing makes that face. At this point the audience can only assume that Mu Qing made that face because he is a huge asshole and hates Xie Lian. The main villain has to be either him or Pei Ming. Right? They both have personal beef with him, and figuring out which of them is going to be the main villain gives the audience something to think about. I think this is why MXTX decided to have him make this face. The story needs a main villain but she wasn't ready to reveal them just yet so she kind of pretended to throw us a bone to keep us interested.

Ignoring the overall story reasons and focusing on the in world reason that I think Mu Qing made this face: He is just vindictive. Not towards Xie Lian, but Yong'An. Xie Lian describes him as both petty and spiteful. Up until Mu Qing makes his friendship confession and tries to kill himself afterwards the audience doesn't really know any better of him. I've seen some people say that he made that face because he was glad that Xie Lian isn't as perfect as he thought, but I don't think that is the case at all. If you actually hated someone for being too perfect would you even /want/ to be their friend? Let alone be willing to throw yourself into a volcano for them? Nah. Most people try to avoid people that they hate, so Mu Qing wouldn't have even helped out during the Bridegroom arc, or if he did then he would've only done it to sabotage the mission (which he didn't).

But knowing how spiteful and petty Mu Qing is having him make this face upon hearing that the former crown prince of his kingdom massacred the royal family of their invaders? That makes perfect sense for his character. This scene reveals that deep in his heart he is glad that the Yong'an royal family "got what they deserved." They destroyed his home country and they set into motion the process of him losing his 2 best friends as well. Arguably they are the root cause of a lot of his suffering. As for the frown after he was done having his moment I think that the revelation of why/how Xie Lian did it kind of ruined his revenge fantasy. Xie Lian did kill the Yong'an king to protect the former people of Xianle, but he didn't go on the cool V for Vendetta campaign that Mu Qing had hoped for. Which maybe that is a problem too but at least you can see where he is coming from.

Ultimately I think Mu Qing had a very real and human reaction to the news, but it only makes sense with context. Otherwise he just seems like a crazy person. Like all I can think of when I see that face is that if Mu Qing was the one poisoned by the Land of the Tenders instead of Xie Lian he would've had the worst bloodlust ever known to mankind. He is still my little meow meow though.

#tgcf #mu qing #xie lian

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cinnajun · 2 years ago

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ᵕ̈ ೫˚∗: nct dream as fanfic tropes

a/n: i'm writing smth kinda long rn but i didn't want to go too long without posting so here this is!! if you have any shorter things/hcs you want me to write, feel free to request them as i slowly work through my other project :))

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mark

it’s 12:30 a.m, and your friend has just fallen asleep. you’d fallen into a habit of sleeping over at her place recently, and, without fail, she fell asleep before you every single night. this was a bonus to you because when she fell asleep it meant one thing, and one thing only: you could hang out with mark. you can’t remember how long you and your best friend’s brother have been sneaking around, and, by this point, all you want is for it to be something more. you want to finally tell your friend that you and mark go on dates every saturday in a town an hour away, that you facetime every night you’re not at her house, that you drive around the city at three in the morning and visit little spots mark and his friends used to go to. you want to tell her about the trip to the french riviera that you and her brother have planned out, the future you’ve planned out. but, for now, you’ll have to settle for your secret outings until the time is right. maybe that time will never come upon you, but at least you’ll always have mark when your friend falls asleep.

renjun

it’s your last year of high school, something you’ve been looking forward to since you started three years ago. you’ve spent the previous few years slaving over your textbooks, getting 100 after 100 on your tests, and ranking within the top two in your entire school. but, this third year seems to be your unlucky one. not only are you in the same class as your academic rival, but you also sit right next to him. what’s worse than that is that you are absolutely, utterly smitten with him. you’d never really spoken to huang renjun before this year, but now, you wish you had. the way he smiles at you, lends you pencils when you need them, explains to you the concepts you can’t grasp…it’s exhilarating. you thought you would hate him to pieces, but all you are is enamored with him. and now, as you sit next to him in the library, you wonder what his hugs would be like, what his kisses would be like, what you both could be if you dared to ask him out. it truly is a shame that you don’t notice the way his friends tease him when you come around or the way he so desperately wants you to understand that he feels the same way about you, too.

jeno

you’re not exactly the most popular person. in fact, you might be the exact opposite of the word popular. your friend group is small, your university prospects are wide, and your weekends are, for the most part, free. so, when lee jeno, the captain of the football team, asks you out on a date, you can’t say you’re not a bit shocked. so shocked that your only response was “what?” and a confused stare until he gave you a time and location. for the next few days, you drowned in absolute embarrassment while your friends lost their minds over the fact that the lee jeno had asked you out. they rocket-launched questions at you, things like “have you ever had a class together?” or “have you ever spoken before?” to which the answers were always no. even now, waiting uncomfortably at the designated meeting spot—a park in the middle of seoul—you were drowning in a pool of embarrassment and confusion mixed. meanwhile, jeno is across the street with haechan, getting the most intense pep talk he will ever receive in his life. he’s had a crush on you since your first year, and, to be honest, he’s a little shocked you even showed up. but, he won’t let this chance go to waste; after being in love with you for years, he’s not going to let this fade without at least three dates.

haechan

your childhood best friend is a lot of things: annoying, stupid, boring, a loser, and other such adjectives. so, when you and he started to escalate to being more than friends…you were a bit surprised. after promises upon promises saying you would never, ever fall in love with him, you even felt a bit guilty. maybe those promises are the reason you both haven’t made a move to make anything official, even after all the kisses you’ve shared and the sickening pet names you call each other. or, maybe it’s the fact that neither of you wants to admit that, yes, you’re actually in love with one another, because what if it ruins the decades of friendship you’ve built? the unbreakable trust you’ve fostered? what if you have a bad breakup, and your only support system falls away because of stupid, youthful decisions? you don't want to confront that, not now, not ever. so, until the day lee jeno catches you two being a little too comfortable with each other, you’ll ignore the talk you need to have, and pretend like most friends are madly in love with one another.

jaemin

summer vacations are supposed to be fun. they’re the place you meet friends you’ll never see after august 21st and live a life that’s not truly yours, where you shed all worldly attachments in favor of those few people you met three days ago. you’re not supposed to begin one of those cheesy, romance-novel summer flings where both people end up agonizing and depressed in the end. except, that’s exactly what has happened between you and na jaemin. the clock is ticking, and you’re both due to return to your respective homes in two weeks, but neither of you has acknowledged it. instead, you’ll act like nothing is wrong, and you’ll spend every waking moment with one another, cuddling on the beach and watching sunset after sunset. you’ll share room service meals and sit at the edge of the closed pool, quietly wondering what will happen when this is all over. you might have each other’s socials and phone numbers, but that doesn’t mean this will last after july ends. so, you’ll try to make the most of each other while you have the time, knowing that this is all finite and your chances of surviving together rather than separate are slim to none.

chenle

your life over the past few years has been insane. not only did you—a normal, commoner nobody—manage to receive a scholarship to the richest private school in south korea, but you also somehow ended up dating the richest boy at that school, zhong chenle. things happened so fast that you’re unsure as to how or why it might’ve happened, but, now, you spend time with him and his friends doing the most insane stuff. meaning, he’ll sometimes whisk you off on a plane to god knows where, happy to know that you’re there and with him. he gives you sweet presents you could never afford and treats you paying for meals like it's a sin to the highest degree. he’s almost perfect, to you, showering you with compliments and never letting you feel out of place in high-society situations. he holds your hand through every stressful event and helps you with everything you’d ever need. his parents love you, shockingly, and everybody he introduces you to seems to love you as well. he’s living a life with rose-colored glasses, and he’s letting you see into that life as well. so, while you think it’s too early to definitively say it, you’re somewhat sure zhong chenle is going to be the boy you marry, and you don’t think you can ever let him go.

jisung

you don’t like coffee. it’s bitter and gross, and it only tastes good when it's 90% sweet, vanilla cream and sugar packs. however, the boy behind the coffee shop counter must be the sweetest thing you’ve ever seen. so sweet that you can drink any amount of plain, black coffee you need to in order to keep seeing him. your friends make fun of you for your infatuation with the barista boy, but you really can’t help it. he smiles so politely and always makes kind small talk with you while you wait for your drinks since you’ve grown accustomed to coming in while the shop isn’t busy. he’s memorized your order now, and you’ve noticed the way his eyes seem to light up whenever you come into the café, even when he’s not taking orders at the counter. and, every day your conversations get a little bit deeper, a little bit more personal, you deliver the news to your friends with a smug look on your face. one day, park jisung will be yours, you’re sure of it. as long as you keep pushing, keep coming up with the $5.50 it costs to get your drink every day, he’ll hold the title of your boyfriend in no time. for now, you just need to persist—you swear you taste your coffee getting sweeter every new time you order it.

thank you for reading !!

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shoezuki · 4 years ago

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piglin techno confusing the fuck out of ranboo hcs

i jus be doin some shit sometimes n then my brain is like ‘hey think a this’ and i been tryin to type this out but my internet is so bad rn i couldnt even Open a new post what the fuck. anywayss. this ran so long. so fucking long

started with ‘i wonder how piglins act’ and now technoblade is doin some shit, ranboo is so confused, and philza is a delighted bystander who is having the time of his life

technoblade is 100% piglin. many people think he’s part human to some degree but hes Completely and Utterly piglin

most assume as much since he doesnt begin to rot in the overworld. but short answer; he’s Built Different

long answer is a blessing of the bloodgod but shhhhhh

techno never corrects anyone or talks about being piglin or Anything. he just doesnt care what other people think and assume. the only one who Knows is phil

phil had first thought it was out of some sort of shame or desire to Hide it but. yeah. no. techno jus doesnt care. build; different

although more Notable piglin traits come to like if he’s close to people

piglins are both social and anti social. kinda. they can be hugely independent, do well without ‘proper’ socialization for a Long while. but they group together for Lifetimes. once piglins find a family or friends and expend Full trust to them. its all or nothing you Cant break them up

how tommy betrayed and turned his back on techno just. its like a physical pain. once he trusted and respected him, the mere Idea of betrayal was nowhere in question. it never occurred to him

philza is now the only person that techno consciously and subconsciously considers him a part of his ‘pack’ (i cant figure out a better term but that one doesnt Fit)

techno never realizes when he acts piglin traits out towards those he trusts. he never does so in company outside of what he considers family. philza notices though.

phil tends to study and research other races and cultures a lot. he’s been around a long while, has met many people of all different backgrounds. he likes knowing and understanding what he can. its just fun too.

it mostly started when he first met techno because he wanted to figure out what the FUCK techno was doing without asking and therefore embarrassing him

but phil knows techno well. and he knows piglins well enough. and he Knows techno doesnt ever seem to be self aware of his more inhuman habits

but Phil knows. and he Notices when techno starts to consider ranboo a part of the pack

First, it’s gifts.

surprisingly, its ranboo giving techno the axe first

he wasnt there to see it. but phil might as well have been present, considering how Horrifically in depth techno ‘ranted’ to him bout it

but techno reciprocates it and Then he really starts to notice more and more

first, it was giving the enchanted apple to ranboo. sure it Technically had been swiped by techno out from under ranboo but it was still Something. techno wasnt one to give up valuables easily

then techno starts ‘complaining’ about ranboos living area. and his eating habits. phil looks away when techno smuggles golden carrots into ranboo’s shack

eventually technoblade is crafting ranboo a cloak to match their own and he’s freaking out about ranboo’s height and his dimensions and how much cloth he’ll need but he refuses to ask ranboo and phil is holding his head in his hands

(phil forces techno to gift him the cloak in person rather than stash it under his pillow and run like he’d planned. techno bitched about it but after ranboo practically lit up, burying himself in the cloak and thanking techno so hard his throat mustve hurt, techno was so practically purring the rest of the day)

after gifts, its noises.

techno is seemingly silent. he doesnt speak up much, moves so quietly people tend to jump when he appears.

in reality, he talks to himself constantly. either when alone or when in phil’s company. philza knows that aspect is the ‘voices’, and also just technoblade’s tendency to fill the silence and wonder his own thoughts aloud

but the snorts, squeels, grumbles, and other sounds he makes without realizing are some phil knows are piglin

its often guttural, a noise he makes in the back of his throat that rumbles and reverberates through his bones.

itd sound terrifying to anyone, but after years of techno trilling deep when phil enters a room, when he returns from some sort of journey, when he says hello or makes his presence known in anyway, phil realized its more like a greeting. excitement to see him. it became something sweet

long story short ranboo nearly jumped so high his head went through the ceiling when he’d first walked into the home, said hello, and some gruff purr sounded from the techno’s chest

theyd both jumped so hard, stared at each other as if they were trying to figure out what was wrong with the other

phil was physically pained as he held back his laughter to the point he was crying. that changed the subject to him quickly

it didnt happen again for a while, but phil didnt say anything and just watched. it was too entertaining

techno would make his small squeals between breaths when he remembered something, muttered to himself, snorted and huffed even as ranboo was around

ranboo got used to it. he stopped jumping or even looking confused when techno trilled some sort of deep purr when ranboo would join them for dinner

lastly, techno was tactile

or, as tactile as he could be. techno wasnt touchy even on a great day. he was selective, reserved, would lean into phil or loop an arm over his shoulders but would never say anything about it

phil didnt question it and would just pat techno on the arm without saying a word

but. sometimes. when phil would be gone for a long time, techno would rest the entire weight of his head on phil’s shoulder, practically encapturing him, rumbling and grumbling so harsh it shook phil’s whole body

phil still wasnt certain on this one. he couldnt find much in the way of what it meant. piglin’s tended to stay with their own, and they never reunited after long periods of time because they never would dare to separate for long

he was kind of guessing here, but the way techno would drop his shoulders and practically melt made phil think he was just missing him and wanted to confirm phil’s presence.

it wasnt like he complained. it was sweet

ranboo had been gone a while. he was vague on why, or where. phil had a suspicion or two but ranboo kept a lot of secrets

neither techno or phil pried too far, but phil could tell it was disconcerting to techno. he was tense and kept himself almost deathly busy for two weeks

(piglin rarely if ever kept secrets from one another, phil had read once. omitting a few things here and there, maybe. but lying or deception was out of the question)

phil hadn’t been there when ranboo returned. he’d been gathering firewood after techno was insistent they completely top up all of ranboo’s stores

he’d heard the muffled growls techno made as he walked towards ranboos shack, before even seeing him.

when phil found them techno had ranboo nearly completely obscured in his cape, and definitely he’d have been out of sight if he was any shorter.

techno’s head was lofted heavy in the crook of ranboo’s neck, forcing ranboo to hunch with arms wrapped tight around ranboo. his arms were pinned.

ranboo caught his eyes, looking so scattered and tired and confused and maybe even terrified. he might have spoken or maybe he just mouthed ‘help me’ but the gruff purr-like sound techno made was too loud to hear him anyways

philza shoved his fist in his mouth to keep from laughing

later that night ranboo asked phil if techno was going to kill him. phil wanted to scream

even later then, techno had admitted to phil that, yeah, okay, maybe ranboo was growing on him. phil had never felt so violent

#mcyt #dream smp #philza #technoblade #ranboo #long post #borealis #if this is tagged with anything fucking weird in any which way i will go on a rampage i swear to god #but anyways. help.#this ran so far #idk should i put it under a readmore?? i hate those things #dont like how they break up text #but this is #long as hell kalskhg

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mrpenguinpants · 4 years ago

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Xiao: First Kiss HCs

I’m so sorry it took me actually forever to reply to you. But I really hope you like this and it was somewhat worth the wait;; I tried really hard but ty for liking my Xiao content and yes! Let’s be absolute trash for Xiao. In this house we only believe in Xiao supremacy 💕💕

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Semi Part 1: Friendship

Semi Part 2: Falling in Love

Semi Part 3: Cuddles

Semi Part 4: Protective

Semi Part 5: Affection

Semi Part 6: Jealously

Semi Part 8: Opposites Attract

Semi Part 9: String of Fate [Soulmate] HCs

Semi Part 10: [ Fainting ]

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Childe Ver: First Kiss HCs

Venti & Kaeya: Mistletoe HCs

Venti, Xingqiu, and Razor: Kissing HCs

Considering how many more Xiao fics I need to write. This semi part link might not be a good idea lol. Also let’s ignore if I wrote in a kiss in a previous post haha.

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Xiao: First Kiss HCs

When you and Xiao first got together. It was a slow and steady process of learning each other boundaries and what felt comfortable. Xiao knew he was a difficult partner but you loved him and even becoming his friend was a slow and worthwhile adventure. It started off small leading from small handholding, to cuddling, to showing each other affection. But the one area that you both weren’t familiar in was kisses. He was an isolated adepti and you were an adventurer. You didn’t have any experience in being kissed and Xiao sure as hell didn’t either. Plus it was a lot more intimate and nerve wracking compared to holding hands and that was an hard hill to tackle in itself.

You didn’t mind that he wasn’t comfortable with initiating affection or never went in or talked about kisses. You were just happy that he was by your side and that your love was reciprocated. That he was comfortable in your presence and seemed content in your arms. It still made you a bit giddy when you reflected on how far you both came and that was enough for you. Xiao, on the other hand, couldn’t exactly say the same. While he was happy and he was content, he couldn’t help but feel that maybe your relationship was too one-sided? He knew that you were comfortable and okay with waiting for him to work out his issues and figuring out how to love again but he also really wanted to do more. He just wasn’t sure how to start.

It suddenly dawned on him one day when he saw you off on your next journey, that he had never really kissed you. Even a small goodbye kiss. It was usually you initiating affection or giving words of love and you always told him that it didn’t matter if he said it or not. His actions said more which always made him flush a bit. But on slow and quiet days where you were off on another adventure and Liyue was calm, he couldn’t help but let his mind wander to you. To your face, your bright eyes that would light up whenever you talked about the interesting sights you saw on your journey, the curve of your nose whenever he tapped it when you started to ramble on to much, your lips and how they would spread into a soft smile when it was just the two of you.

Xiao quickly flipped himself up into a sitting position and groaned into his hands. What was happening to him? He needed to take a walk to clear his mind again. He’s been going out a lot since he met you. He had faced an army of demons and fought in a war and yet this felt like the hardest challenge of his entire thousand year long life. He could almost hear Guizhong’s laughter at his predicament and her words of wisdom saying to take whatever problem he had and face it head on. Just without his spear. The spear needs to stay home.

So the next time you visited Wangshu Inn he asked for you to close your eyes. You complied but you were surprised, sitting by the railing facing Liyue up on the balcony. Was he going to gift you something? This was the first time he asked you to close your eyes but you trusted him. You could almost feel the anxiety waving off Xiao so you kept quiet and patient and waited for him to be ready.

He was ready. He could do this. You weren’t even looking at him so what was there to be worried about? He slowly leaned in, just hovering above your lips. But then he leaned back a bit, flushing red. He nearly chewed his lip before stopping since you probably didn’t want to taste blood. It wasn’t that he wasn’t ready or he thought that you would hate it, he was just nervous in messing up. What if his accidently transformed? What if he accidently pushed you off the railing? Even worse, what if someone showed up and saw you both like this?

Turns out he didn’t need to worry. Somewhat. Zhongli, who Xiao knew now was actually Rex Lapis in disguise, made a sudden appearance behind him. The whiplash of suddenly seeing his Master, the nervous butterfly’s fluttering in his stomach, and pep talk Xiao was trying to pound into his mind made him suddenly lurch forward and kiss you deeply. A bit too deeply as his little fangs nipped at your bottom lip.

“Zhongli!?”

“Rex Lapis?!”

You both quickly broke apart as your eyes flew open when you heard the man but also surprise at the sudden but, not completely unpleasant, pain and pressure on your lips. You could almost see the soul leave Xiao’s body when he spun around to see the surprised Zhongli. It was silent for a moment, all three of you just staring at each other. You were still processing what the hell just happened, Xiao was trying to find a way to astral project, and Zhongli was computing the fact that yes, the ever grumpy and “don’t touch me” yaksha both had a lover and was in the middle of...courting.

“Oh. My apologies. I wasn’t aware you were both occupied. I shall take my leave and visit another day then.” Zhongli simply nodded and left before you or Xiao could say anything. You both stared at the empty figure of where Zhongli was before you started to burst into laughter at the situation. You really felt bad, you did honestly, but with all the overwhelming emotions you couldn’t help but laugh.

“I’m...sorry. I didn’t know he was going to visit today,” Xiao muttered as he pressed his hand into his face and groaned at the embarrassing moment. You could see the tips of his ears were getting redder by the second which made you chuckle. For such a fearsome Yaksha he was really cute sometimes.

“It’s okay Xiao. I don’t mind. But are you alright?” you stifled the last of your giggles and reached out to pull him closer and remove his hand from his red face before cupping his cheek. He huffed but leaned into your hand. He really was sometimes like a cat.

“Are you hurt? Was I...too forward?” Xiao asked but he still wouldn’t look you in the eye. The floor was very interesting this afternoon. Wood was nice. Wood was good.

“No! It was...nice,” you answered, starting to go a bit pink yourself now before you felt a stinging pain in the corner of your lip, “Ah. I think you might accidently bit my lip though.”

“I see,” Xiao was now looking at you with his piercing eyes as he watched your small pink tongue brush over the corner of your bottom lip. His attention began to focus on that small part as the world seem to narrow down. Just the two of you. But unlike when you both would lie on top of the inn and watch the sun go down he felt hungry.

“Do you-”

Before you could ask anything Xiao suddenly pounced and pressed his lips against yours in a heated kiss. He took you by surprise but you quickly recovered as you gripped the purple ribbon on his back and yanked him forward as his hands slammed against the railing, trapping you. You felt his tongue press against your lips as you slowly opened them to let him in. It was overwhelming and you were sure if you hadn’t been grabbing onto the purple ribbon you would have fell over but then a sudden deep rumble snapped you out of your trance.

“Xiao? Are you...Are you purring?” you giggled when you got a tiny but of separation from the lack of air but he frowned at you, really it looked more like a pout, before leaning over once again. Just barely brushing over your lips as he whispered

“Meow”

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This isn’t even OOC anymore. I feel like I’m writing a fucking k-drama right now, what am I doing anymore? English? Huh? I do not compute.

I’ve just awakened something in me with Cat! Xiao and I am flying with it (and casually ignoring lore. Isn’t he a bird?). Heading straight for the stratosphere and you cannot stop me. Just gonna hide away in shame now don’t look at me.

Okay. Time to commit sleep for uh 2 hours lol. I’m really tired but I feel kinda proud of myself haha. Tomorrow’s fics are going to be Venti, Lisa and Diluc pairing, and Venti and Barbara pairing. Good night!

Oh, and yes there is a lot more Xiao content to come and uhh might continue this cat!xiao idea. Unless that’s too weird. I’m sorry don’t shame me pls 😰

my god tumble just work. i dont want to deal with you and your tags.

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earthtooz · 2 years ago

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OKAY SORRY I SAW THIS AGES AGO AND ONLY REMEMBERED TO DO IT... THANK YOU FOR THE TAG KAYLA YOU'RE SO SEXY FOR THIS <3 that superman!isagi fic sounds SOOOOO delectable - AND THE RIN ONE 😫😫😫

I HAVE SO MANY DRAFTS IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING... this post abt to be hella long

'what if we kissed...' = itoshi rin x reader - 3 times he wanted to kiss u and the one time he did

i don't have a good snippet to show for this one yet LOL

in which you didn't expect itoshi rin to crash your date, he's a fool, you're an idiot, you thought he hated you, he's been in love with you this entire fucking time.

out of all things to happen on a saturday evening, you weren't expecting itoshi rin to crash your date.

silent treatment hc with isagi (for u @yaakultt), rin (for personal reasons), nagi (for u @mitzimania), and reo (bc anon wanted him LOL)

"y/n?" echoes isagi's voice from down the hallway. despite the grogginess of his tone, you then hear a pair of footsteps slowly trudge towards where you sat in the living room.

the way he lights up when he sees you is enough to make your resolve crumble a little, but the true stake to the heart is how his face drops when noticing your reluctance to acknowledge him.

SO MANY BAKUGOU BLURBS. SOOOO MANY.

shinsou blurb for @uravichii bc i too agreed that we don't have enough shinsou fluff content here.

"i know but it doesn't seem like anyone else wants me," you admit with a little bit of shame in your voice, looking away from shinsou whose face details every bit of betrayal he felt.

he wants you! he wants you so badly!

"what do you think i should do?" you ask, finally turning around to face your friend.

"don't go-"

LAY ALL YOUR LOVE ON ME! with todoroki = three times he called you his partner and the one time you actually were

don't have a suitable snippet yet xoxo

MEAN! nagi breakup fic </3

“nagi,” you call out, assertiveness lacing your tone as the white-haired stops in his tracks, flinching a little. “we need to talk.”

“later,” he disappears.

you follow. nagi pretends you don't exist whilst getting a carton of yoghurt out of the fridge. as a manifestation of your anger and a sign of your assertion, you close the door for him, practically slamming it shut. “right now.”

“fine. what a pain,” he grumbles. “what do we need to talk about?”

“we need to break up.”

“okay. sure.” comes nagi’s quick and curt response. not even an ounce of shock or protest. just plain acceptance of something that has made you sick to the stomach for the past few weeks.

“did i do something wrong?”

“no. can you leave now?”

tagging: @uravichii, @lytters (bc i love ur writing and i always want more), @mitzimania, @sixosix (GET OFF GENSHIN), @limitlesshq (what 10k fic do u have in store for us this time 😁)

i was tagged by @yuujispinkhair. thank you so much winter for tagging me in this. i love wip games, sharing them, talking about them and hence delaying the process of finishing it.

another place & time [ chapter 8 of under one roof; ran haitani ]

lie to me [collab entry; reo mikage]

borrowed time [collab entry; gojo satoru]

dying breath [gmv; yep i edit too :>]

tagging : @orchid3a @haitaniapologist @half-baked-biscuit @haithamuse @rozentias @shirohyorin @shoyoist @saetoshis @tinymaru @omiishii @nymphoheretic @n-agiz @akicore @yofumi @jotatetsuken @nyaaaaanma @kagejima @katasstrophy @itoshi-s @r-oronoa @touyasdoll @dejwrites @portfolio-of-dreams @pupthoma @poohbea @planetxiao @anantaru @angelltheninth @zorotits @dark-mnjiro+ ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE CHAIN.

#sorry i shared so many #but thank u for the tag kayla!!!!#i'm saur excited to read what u have in store <3333

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nagipops · 4 years ago

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hii I love your blogs sooo much you're really talented (I just needed to say it sorry) so straight to the point, I already made 2 requests to you and I really enjoyed your writing so I would like to make another again. As I'm clueless about what to request I'll just ask for random hcs for konoha 11, idk if it's too much but if so then you can do with Neji (I love him so much), Kakashi and Naruto. Thank you in advance and sorry anything ^^

RANDOM KONOHA 11 HEADCANONS!

FEATURING: naruto, sakura, shikamaru, ino, choji, neji, rock lee, tenten, kiba, hinata, and shino

WARNINGS: mentions alcohol, drugs, food, bugs, and the tiniest nsfw mention if you get the joke. hehe

A/N: AHHHH ANONN this seriously made my day, im so so glad you enjoy my work!! 💖

NARUTO

you know how we all have “the chair”, where we throw all of our dirty clothes onto?

yeah, imagine that, but from the seat to the fricking ceiling

its just a GINORMOUS MOUND of clothes, you wonder how he even goes through that many clothes so quickly???

definitely shoves it under his bed whenever guests come over (somehow)

holds chopsticks really weirdly. but it works.

asked tenten to put his hair into space buns to mimic his sexy jutsu and went around flirting with the village

jiraiya was so proud of him T-T

comes up with the WORST pickup lines

they’re so bad, its almost charming. almost

has gone AWOL multiple times, disappearing from everywhere, just everywhere

it scared you a little, so you searched the entire village for him

you finally found him sitting on the ledge of a cliff, gazing out at the vast sea

concerned and panicked, you cried out to ask him what was wrong

he turned to you with a crestfallen, devastated look on his face and said,

“i bought shrimp ramen instead of chicken ramen.”

you’ve never searched for him after his disappearance ever again.

SAKURA

100% makes origami shurikens and chucks them at you

they are deathly precise and deathly sharp. seriously, how are these not illegal weapons yet???

writes threatening motivational notes to herself on the mirror

“u got this!” “make sure to smack naruto today!” “ino sucks!”

her backpack would always be way too high up on her back. idk why but. it would

does her hair all nice and pretty before she goes out but once she arrives to her destination SHE KEEP. TAKING. IT OUT. and redoing it over and over and over again

like it’s impossible to make eye contact with her because she’s holding a bobby pin between her teeth while braiding her hair

her guilty pleasure would be hostess treats

ding dongs are her favorite. don’t ask me how i know, i just know.

eats the yellow starbursts just to spite naruto and all her haters

loves small lap dogs, she think’s they’re so cute and cuddly

but she especially loves chihuahuas

they’re so feisty and naruto HATES them, so of course she had to go and get one for herself

dresses the poor dog up in little bonnets and jackets and ties its tiny fuzzy hairs into pigtails

she and the chihuahua are not that much unlike <3

SHIKAMARU

this man is a god at shogi but he absolutely SUCKSSSS at cup pong.

is this an ick? idk. but he is absolute trash at this game.

it gets even worse when he’s got a couple drinks in him

tries to calculate the velocity and acceleration and angle and shit but his shot is always a good two feet off BYE 😭

just mutters an “aw, shit” before awaiting his turn again

hates checkers, loves chess

“checkers is for WUSSIES” - shikamaru nara

i said this in another post, but he is Very Good at whistling

like that’s his hidden talent

can copy any tune with the perfect pitch and rhythm

speaking of, he can do really cool tricks with his tongue

like making a four leaf clover, touching the bridge of his nose with it, flipping it upside down, you name it

he has slanted, scrawled handwriting, to the point where it’s almost illegible

wbk he cheats in school SO OFTEN. but he never gets caught. he’s not stupid, he just couldn’t care less about his classes.

thinks weed and e-cigs are stupid, cigarettes are where it’s at

you just can’t replicate the feeling of taking a drag from a cig after a long, tiring day

plus he looks hella cool while doing it B)

INO

teaches the boyz™️ how to braid their hair

like they all gather in a circle around this feisty fashionista and fail attempt to braid their hair

sakura was just fuming in the sidelines

“OI, INO-PIG, THAT’S A DUTCH BRAID, NOT A FRENCH BRAID!!”

yeah, ino 🙄

the only one that can actually do it is neji because a) this man is talented af and b) he’s got the long hairrr

ino probably envies his thick, sleek hair because hE’S a bOy

also asks everyone for their blood type and zodiac signs and tells them if they’re compatible with her or not

and definitely judges you for your sign 😣

“oh, you’re a gemini? hmm, what a shame...”

makes bouquets for her favorite people and kin assigns everyone a flower

only assigns the pretty nice ones to the people she likes (sorry sakura, you’re out of luck)

one of her favorite hobbies is crafting! she’s really good with details and small things so she loves making those miniature dollhouses and stuff

also really good at watercoloring. especially painting flowers and landscapes

also i feel like she would be really good at playing any instrument because of her skilled hands

can play a badass flute solo. period.

CHOJI

would honestly rather die than get anywhere NEAR an asparagus

he just thinks they’re so gross and bitter and NOT SALTY

he always eats his yakiniku a little bit undercooked because he’s way too impatient to wait for it to cook fully. who do you think he is??

whenever he cloud gazes with shikamaru, when asked what he thinks a cloud looks like, he just says some sort of food

“oi, choji, what does that one look like to you?”

“a... yakiniku grill... with... pineapple rings on it! ooh, and a wagyu steak right there!”

he thinks pringles are an abomination to society. where’s the crisp? where’s the grease? where’s the saltiness?!!!

asks ino to teach him how to do his hair all fancy and the two of them devote an entire day learning different hairstyles

it’s his new favorite thing to do now :D

he really likes crayons!!!!

like he’ll write with them, draw with them, color with them, do everything with them

he’s even tried to eat them. he said they tasted good.

definitely had the 128 crayon pack WITH THE BUILT-IN SHARPENER, and everyone thought he was the coolest kid in town

he ate it UP, he even scored some bbq dates with the ladies

i also feel like he loves basketball, and he has a MEAN slam dunk

like his vertical isn’t that high, but the man can REACH

he loves when people laugh at him when he challenges them to a 1v1 and then proceeds to absolutely destroy them <3

NEJI

he seems like a cucumber kind of guy.

just cucumber

like i feel like he puts it in everything; soba, salads, sandwiches, his face, yeah

it’s mellow and cool, just like him!

speaking of, i feel like he lives for spa days and facials

it just lets him be alone in his little cucumber scented world for an hour or two and he gets damn clear skin from it as well

seriously he has PERFECT skin. flawless. not a single blemish. his cheeks feel like baby butts they’re so smooth.

i feel like he’d be a god at solving rubik’s cubes, don’t ask me why

like if anyone scrambled theirs on accident they would just take it to neji and he’d solve it in the blink of an eye

CAT PERSON!!! loves the little meow meows

who are we kidding, neji basically is a cat; agile, aloof, does silly things without trying to, very cute

he just feels akin to the little fuzzballs and he thinks petting cats are extremely therapeutic. good for the soul

he is a golf man. he would take his juniors golfing and everyone thinks he’s uncool. cmon neji let them go to the skate park at least T-T

also very good at karaoke, definitely surprised everyone once he got a few drinks in him since he started serenading you

LIGHTWEIGHT!!! do not get more than one shot of alcohol in him. he will go berserk.

i also feel like he’d really love photography; not taking pictures of people, but of nature

he loves taking a quiet stroll through a pretty forest and snapping pictures of all the unique flora and fauna

it’s so serene ︶ ‿ ︶

ROCK LEE

100% milly rocks everywhere

gai got in on it too once he asked what lee was doing

“is that what all the youthful cool kids do these days!”

they also dab together. a lot

DO NOT BE SEEN WITH THESE TWO!!! you are not associated with them.

definitely is the one breakdancing in the middle of the dance circle at a high school party

he’s mad skilled at it too

headspins and windmills galore

challenged naruto to a dance-off and completely OBLITERATED him

lee then asked if naruto wanted a rematch, this time with one hand tied behind lee’s back

naruto obliged, and he STILL lost

RIP naruto and his fangirls, they all scrambled to lee afterwards T-T

i feel like his favorite subject is science

not the boring physics equations and laws and theories but the fun EXPERIMENTS

definitely has singed all of his hair off one time and he went to gai blubbering to help him grow back his precious hair

but he loves experimenting with different combinations and chemicals to get different reactions each time

created a potent love potion and carried it around with him all day one day

and it was actually working

girls were flocking to him left and right, staring at his lips and his face

he was so abashed at the sudden attention

heck, it even worked on sakura

“oi, lee-san!”

“hehe, yes, sakura-san?”

her eyes shifted downwards to his lips and his heart thumped harder

“hey... lee-san?”

“what is it?”

“you have something on your lip. we’ve been trying to tell you all day but you just winked and blew kisses at us.”

legend has it lee has still not recovered to this day.

TENTEN

has THE prettiest handwriting. and she can write SUPER fast

it’s like a superpower

like she transcribed five pages of a report in less than two minutes with perfect handwriting

naruto is so jealous.

she is also super good at origami! those diligent, accurate hands aren’t just for throwing things

taught sakura how to make shurikens but does NOT endorse any violent uses of them

she can replicate all of her weapons with paper and they can actually function, it’s so cool

made paper kunai knives one day and the wholeee village wanted to get their hands on them

i feel like she’d listen to mitski. idk i just get those vibes

LOVES BIG DOGS!! especially fluffy wuffy samoyeds

like man’s best friend?? no, GIRL’S BEST FRIEND!!

hugs and cuddles and squishes all the big dogs

she thinks small dogs are spawns of satan

sakura and her have definitely quarreled over this

but at the end of the day, all dogs are adorable fur babies, so she lets it slide :,)

KIBA

kiba always looks SO GOOD in photos you take of him, candid or not

like you could just whip out a camera and snap a photo of him at any given moment and he would look perfect

you framed a picture of him yelling at akamaru for peeing inside the house

it’s pure artwork

i feel like he tries to swagger around with his hands shoved in his pockets but it fails MISERABLY and the girls are wondering if he broke his leg or something 😭

kiba just walk normally. for the love of god please just walk normally.

he tries to slump back in his chair really low but one time he slouched way too low so he slipped off of his chair and onto the ground LMFAOOOO

he just wallowed there... in shame...

also.. he LOVES when the girls put makeup on him!!

he tries to act like he hates it. but it secretly gives him so much confidence

not to mention the girls hyping him up are a huge ego boost

okay the inside of his jacket hood is the warmest. thing. EVER!!!

seriously, no wonder this dude is so happy-go-lucky all the time, he’s living in literal heaven 24/7

it’s like you’re sleeping on a cloud inside a warm, cozy bed during a cold winter morning

10/10 would recommend letting him give you his sweatshirt when you’re chillin with a hair tie ❤️

HINATA

always smells like lavender soap. always

also has the cutest pencil pouches with little puppy faces and kawaii things

oH and she has those mini yoobi highlighters, she thinks they’re so cute (and functional!)

everyone flocks to her to try them out and marvel at the cute tiny highlighters

and they try to steal them from her but she doesn’t even stop them because she’s too timid to 😭

naruto goes BALLISTIC over them

she lets him have all of them <3

tennis girl!!! tennis girl.

all of her opponents always underestimate her because she’s so timid and shy and quiet

but she has a KILLER serve

and then she takes her opponents to the slaughterhouse with a complete shutout ;)

she’s really athletic believe it or not, she can beat most of the boys in a mile run and she has incredible endurance

i feel like she really loves velvet scrunchies

she just thinks they’re so pretty and they keep her hair soft so they’re cute and functional

also takes the PRETTIEST notes!!

color codes, dividers, headers, you name it, it’s all super readable too its insane

everyone asks her for her notes, not to study but just to appreciate the pure artwork that it is ^w^

SHINO

shino is SO easy to prank

“how do you catch an eyemaster?” *cue naruto and kiba snickering*

“eyemaster bait. that is because—”

even when everyone’s laughing their asses off, he still continues to explain his answer since he does NOT GET THE JOKE

tried his hand at writing haikus

here’s his best one so far:

“Bugs are amazing. That is because they are bugs. Bugs are very nice.” - Shino Aburame

VERY proud of it, since it took him weeks to perfect

praise it, pls

had one of those ant farms and bug-catching kits as a kid

and he would fill the kit TO THE BRIM. LIKE IT WAS HEAVY BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY BUGS.

he loves the little chitters of the different bugs

he had jars of different bugs all lined up on a wall shelf in his room

collects silkworms off of trees and sticks them into his pockets (no i definitely did not do this as a kid...)

HELP I FEEL LIKE he would record a timelapse of his ant farm growing and upload it to youtube with a movie maker title screen that says

“my ants”

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don’t be shy,

post sum of those drafts

pairing: peter parker x avenger!reader

a/n: you asked and you shall receive. here are very random scraps that i pieced together and somehow it worked lol enjoy x

─── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

the avengers on long bus rides

long bus rides are the only times where the world is balanced and at peace (forced smile from steve)

it’s also the only times when everyone will chime in on those sea shanties that steve loves so much, so that’s a plus

the team knows that their captain is a sea shanty WHORE so they always go all out for him and do harmonies and quite impressive choreos

once they’ve run out of sea shanties, they switch to musicals and it’s kind of like football jocks meet theatre kids

everyone has their troy bolten moment at some point, but it’s loki who really shines

he gets really passionate and ends up singing all parts and no one can blame him because mans got the voice of an angel and he knows it

nat is super supportive and cheers him on while recording everything. no one questions why she has a folder on her phone that is called “blackmail material”

tony likes to show his support by throwing money at loki

the others reenact that scene from harry potter where harry tries to catch hogwarts letters falling from the ceiling although there are loads of them perfectly lying on the floor

they fight tooth and nail to catch the money with a ferocity that puts the gods in shame

peter shoots his webs to pin the dollar bills to the wall like he suddenly got a lifelong supply of them and clint acts like his arrows are made of harmless rubber

rhodey joins in, puts on his suit, and almost blasts happy ✨to death✨while trying to catch a one-dollar bill

happy swerve the bus off a cliff and someone screams

(it was loki)

wanda has to save them and proceeds to bench them all for an hour

bucky, friend to no vehicles, is grumpy the entire time but y/n has made it her temporary calling to cheer him up

“i don’t like vehicles and this is why” *y/n whips out a duffel bag and slaps it* “yea, well, but what are your thoughts on sudokus”

bucky curls up in the back like the senior citizen that he is, sandwiched between y/n and bruce with a lifelong supply of sudokus scattered around him

they quietly help each other out and it’s very wholesome

tony and peter can fall asleep anywhere on the bus with their necks and limbs turned at all kinds of unnatural angles and sam winces before tearing his eyes from them

he makes a mental note to buy them neck pillows

nat suggests playing ‘i spy’ because it seems less lethal than the yellow car game but clint, sam, and thor get way too enthusiastic about it

they have their faces pressed against the window, eyes wide and unblinking, unaware that they’re frightening half of the people sitting in the passing cars

at some point, they lose all sense and just randomly name everything

“i spy with my little eye something that is red” “that car” “no” “that car” “no” “clint’s sweater” “it’s not—” “bucky’s pen, the flowERS, MY SHOES, THE SKY”

rhodey and nat are surprisingly good at that game and their calm demeanour drives the others insane

“fine. i spy with my stupid little eye something that is amber—” “bottom left button on the inside of loki’s overcoat, try again”

wanda and vision are in charge of lunch and handing out lunch boxes to everyone is a delight to them and a very. scary experience for the rest of the team

“here you go, buck. a turkey sandwich with cut off crust and extra tomatoes” “oh you didn’t have to cut off—” “😠but you like it. don’t you😠” “...yes”

peter and y/n are sharing a seat and y/n shows him her online purchases on her phone. peter is really sweet the entire time and comments on everything with genuine interest until rhodey pipes up from behind them

“you ordered new shoes? y/n, you don’t even go outside enough to justify wearing shoes”

they shush him and proceed to share headphones to listen to peter’s current favourite songs

at some point, tony announces, “alright ladies and gentlegerms, cap is making us stop the bus so we can get out and go for a two-mile jog through the woods *unenthusiastic jazz hands* if anyone wants to fling us off a cliff again, now is the time, i repeat—”

they still end up running and it’s insufferable. it’s hot and musty and just ~unpleasant~

somehow the avengers have evolved into a chaotic Debate Team and now they’re discussing who gets to be carried by thor and bucky

at an intersection, the two of them stop to catch their breath and they’re both just staring at each other, sweaty and covered in avengers hanging off their limbs

thor, prying loki off his back: “i’m sorry but we’re gonna have to do something different here”

y/n is hopping off bucky’s back when there’s suddenly a loud, ugly sound reverberating through the forest, followed by many footsteps that seem to come closer by the second

they run

branches keep tearing at their skin as they bolt through the woods but they’re not stopping because it’s clear what is happening right now

they’re being chased by wild boars

at this point they’re just embracing death and if they survive it’s a bonus

a boar comes running towards bucky and wanda but bucky “i have been falling for 90 years and i’m sick of it” barnes stares it straight in the eye, daring it to knock them over and the boar just squirms and make a u-turn

another wild boar seems to have decided that clint is not part of the herd because it sends clint FLYING in a quite impressive and beautiful arc

steve tries to ditch clint and train the boar

clint wasn’t hurt by the fall, but he stares at steve as if he might as well have broken a rib

they’re back on the bus and happy cocks a brow when he sees that everyone is exhausted and covered in dirt. he chooses to say nothing when nat climbs in with loki half-leaning on her for support and glaring broodily at the floor

everyone just wants to sleep and forget that the avengers were almost defeated by boars but bruce and sam keep bickering in the front row

“it’s too bright in here” “it’s the sun” “the lights get too noisy” “…what” “make it stop” “what do you want me to do?? turn off the sun???”

peter and y/n are huddled in a seat again, sharing headphones to drone out the noise and the moment he hits play, y/n looks at him blankly

peter, shrugging: “what? my 7 songs still go hard”

* * *

what are your seven songs that still go hard? pls tell me bc i desperately need new music <3 stay hydrated pals

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